Well, The twilight Series is pretty hot right, Even In India.. Those Really good looking kids playing “Vampires” remind me of the good old days with "Buffy-The Vampire Slayer” and then that Show “Angel” that has the “Bones” guy… Good Stuff!!
So before the new Twilight movie (New Moon!! amazing link up play with the words in my opinion, better than Liverpools at the moment), in a method inspired by “The Late Show with David Letterman” ( Yes, “inspired”) I bring you my Top 10 reasons for quitting my Vampire Mutilating Job..
1) Buffy Quit, no more eye candy at our Month end meets..
2) The Pay is atrocious!! Plus Halloween comes just once a year, so the vampire fangs I collect to sell in the black market during that time tend to rot after a while.
3) They have blue blood, after slashing them when it sprays across the room it tends to take away my sense of achievement. Red is a lot more Motivating!!
4) There’s only one weapon to kill them u know, the Cross with a spike at the bottom, Airline companies are very strict nowadays when it comes to traveling with a weapon.
5) Plus they’re kinda heavy they tend to make holes in my pockets, Mom keeps shouting at me then.
6) Don’t get any frequent flyer miles coz the Goverment doesn’t accept it as a “legitimate profession”, burns a bigger hole in my already hole-y pockets.
7) There are only 6 of us in this profession, n I don’t get along with two of them (they think they’re better than me just coz Angel gave them a pat on their back, big whoop!!)
8) They’re mostly fair n have chiseled bodies. Women like them. This tends to make me self-conscious!!
9) They only come out at night, I lose sleep.. Get cranky the next morning…
10) Vampires bite, it bloody hurts!!
New Moon is releasing on December 11th all over India.. Robert Pattison Sucks (he’s got a weird shaped head!!).. Kristen Stewart is heavenly.. But Still, with a name like “Twilight” the first thing that comes to my mind is “Tweety” ( The Canary, remember? and yes it's the "tw", i'm a sucker for alliterations).. Followed by,"I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" ... "I did, I did taw a puddy tat!" (see, more t's & w's).. So I suggest u Watch some good 'ol Looney Tunes Instead!!
Me is Off..
Joe.. Kick-ass as always!!
So before the new Twilight movie (New Moon!! amazing link up play with the words in my opinion, better than Liverpools at the moment), in a method inspired by “The Late Show with David Letterman” ( Yes, “inspired”) I bring you my Top 10 reasons for quitting my Vampire Mutilating Job..
1) Buffy Quit, no more eye candy at our Month end meets..
2) The Pay is atrocious!! Plus Halloween comes just once a year, so the vampire fangs I collect to sell in the black market during that time tend to rot after a while.
3) They have blue blood, after slashing them when it sprays across the room it tends to take away my sense of achievement. Red is a lot more Motivating!!
4) There’s only one weapon to kill them u know, the Cross with a spike at the bottom, Airline companies are very strict nowadays when it comes to traveling with a weapon.
5) Plus they’re kinda heavy they tend to make holes in my pockets, Mom keeps shouting at me then.
6) Don’t get any frequent flyer miles coz the Goverment doesn’t accept it as a “legitimate profession”, burns a bigger hole in my already hole-y pockets.
7) There are only 6 of us in this profession, n I don’t get along with two of them (they think they’re better than me just coz Angel gave them a pat on their back, big whoop!!)
8) They’re mostly fair n have chiseled bodies. Women like them. This tends to make me self-conscious!!
9) They only come out at night, I lose sleep.. Get cranky the next morning…
10) Vampires bite, it bloody hurts!!
New Moon is releasing on December 11th all over India.. Robert Pattison Sucks (he’s got a weird shaped head!!).. Kristen Stewart is heavenly.. But Still, with a name like “Twilight” the first thing that comes to my mind is “Tweety” ( The Canary, remember? and yes it's the "tw", i'm a sucker for alliterations).. Followed by,"I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" ... "I did, I did taw a puddy tat!" (see, more t's & w's).. So I suggest u Watch some good 'ol Looney Tunes Instead!!
Me is Off..
Joe.. Kick-ass as always!!
Hahaha Nice one! I think both of them look weird. Kristen is so wasted. Sad.
ReplyDeleteagreeee...TWeeety any day over TWilight:D
ReplyDeleteI like Edward Cullen more :)
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