Aaj ke Mukhya Samachar

Meri Maa Hamesha kehti hai, ki Kitna alag tha unka bachpan, 35 ke umar mein Nargis Mother India bani, Aur aaj kal sabko hero hi rahna, even if he is Pachpan.. Waheeda Rehman ne “Pyaasa” mein, sirf Apni aankhon se duniya ko maara, Ab to Katrina ki kamar na dikhe, Distributor to bhookha hi mare bechaara.. Laxmikant Pyarelalji ke madhur saaz , Rafi aur Kishore ke aavaz suhaane, Aaj kal Sameer jaise lyricist hain, aur sadele rap ke bina kaise hove khatam gaane?? Pehle tha sirf humaara Doordashan, raat ko “chitrahaar” dekhke so jaana.. Aaj kal Hindi sunne bhi na aave, Reality Shows ke karvat shabdon ka hai zamaana.. Aaj kal “Kingfisher Deccan” zyaada chale,kisi ko na jaana in apni comfortable rajdhaani, Energy ke liye peete hain Gatorade, kya bhool gaye sab log Glucon-D with paani?? Kingfisher aur Royal Stag ka zamaana gayaa beta, sab ko chahiye nashaa foreign, Teamwork gayaa khadde mein, haare to “Ur fault”, jeete to “Mere Kaaran!!”.. Bacche aaj kal “Wassup Dude” chillaye, Namaste bolne ki

Well, The twilight Series is pretty hot right, Even In India.. Those Really good looking kids playing “Vampires” remind me of the good old days with "Buffy-The Vampire Slayer” and then that Show “Angel” that has the “Bones” guy… Good Stuff!! So before the new Twilight movie (New Moon!! amazing link up play with the words in my opinion, better than Liverpools at the moment), in a method inspired by “The Late Show with David Letterman” ( Yes, “inspired”) I bring you my Top 10 reasons for quitting my Vampire Mutilating Job.. 1) Buffy Quit, no more eye candy at our Month end meets.. 2) The Pay is atrocious!! Plus Halloween comes just once a year, so the vampire fangs I collect to sell in the black market during that time tend to rot after a while. 3) They have blue blood, after slashing them when it sprays across the room it tends to take away my sense of achievement. Red is a lot more Motivating!! 4) There’s only one weapon to kill them u know, the Cross with a spike at the bottom,