We’re going out guys------- NOT!!

Besides realizing from the above quotation that “Borat the movie” – I like! It’s just to bring to your notice that there’s something in common about a plan that me n my friends make about going karting, or bowling, or a movie followed by dinner… It’s quite simple actually -eventually it just doesn’t happen!! I mean even the law of averages favours the luckless sometimes n it rained in Champaran after God alone knows how many years to allow people to make money after the English had just saved them the embarrassment of paying “Teen guna Lagaan” ( It’s been ages n those Goras still bloody keep losing!! Come On Windies!! 2 more tests to go!!) But Seriously there does seem to be some divine force from above that just sees to it that our once gleefully gleaming eyes go red with rage ( I don’t blame God alone, I blame you too – You know who u are!! I can sense your Conscience pricking you!!! Guilty!! )

I always treat happiness as the greatest ever sadist. Coz once you're filled with it somehow, just somehow, the little rat’s finding a way out of there!! Suppose there’s a plan; say I’m selected after a long procedure to row across the Nile on a kayak or backpack through Western Europe (this is me trying the “F.R.I.E.N.D.S.” story, if it worked for that Stick Insect with a muzzled mouth called Ross, n he got to lay THE Rachel, I’m sure it’ll bring me great success) followed by the NGC cameras, it’s as if my luck is so bloody bad that saala NGC goes bankrupt!!! Not only would that but if I had to then do it on my own, Cameras would be banned internationally!! Just my Sadela luck!!

This did kinda give me an idea actually n I trusted my luck to such as extent that I made a biiig plan, no local bowling, no Dinner Vinner. But instead some sort of Massive trip maybe Goa or the likes. Buzzed One of my groups about this possibility ( One of the numerous little groups I’m part of, resembling those little Third Front type parties, useless otherwise but within themselves they feel they’re the greatest ever) Anyways without digressing (I always do, see, here I go again), since we’re a gang of 4 lifeless dodo’s who’ve basically studied our way in & out of basically everything (there, that’s a burden of my shoulder, I’m not the cool suave guy I pretend to be :P.. hehehe) It just seemed that now that we’ll be turning 21 we can consider ourselves capable of going for trips alone without being supervised by our Mammas & Dada’s. I mean Come on, the Government actually thinks we’re capable of running a family now so I’m practicing by running away from the one I have right now. Similar to the type of situations the eminent Mr. Eminem writes songs about and makes millions!!! I’m headed for success- or at least a lawsuit like Eminem’s Papa!! But then being true to our only mistress (Books re baba, we’re nerds, bhool gaya kya!!) we realized “nahi yaar, exams coming up in 6 months, no time to waste!! Scout Motto- Be prepared!!” So as expected something “came up” and now the entire group ka U-turn ho gayaa hai. So no trip, kaput. As per recent advancements we’ve made a plan for another trip (tentative, as always) but I’m sure it’s gonna form the sequel “Kaput - the failure goes on.. & on………..………. & on”. But since this was my intention initially, I failed, so, it was a success!!
I hope this is not my stat alone; it would be really pleasing to know if anyone else also has my ironical stats with severe success in failure. If you do, let’s form a gang yaar, n let’s plan to meet up n discuss this every Saturday over coffee & as expected, no one turn up!! Excelsior!!
Btw, just before posting my first blog entry we’ve made a plan for Sunday 24th May, The beach. Different group this time but with strikingly similar properties. I’m expecting it to die down, either ways I shall keep thee informed.
Keep on dreaming, Keep on living. Mazaa aata hai!!
-Joey

P.S. I am quite saddened to inform you that the Goras have beaten the Windies. There, My Lucklessness continues – now spreading its wings to my predictive capabilities. Revel in this Victory England, probably your last this year, T20 to India hi aa rahaa hai!! And since I predict so perfectly, I hope Man U wins the Champions League Final!! Hehehe *evil grin*

& Sorry but I liked this blogging stuff, so there might b more stuff from me, agar accha nahi lagaa mat padho, I’m sure waise bhi kisi ke paas itna time nahi.. So for my sake atleast this time, PLEEJ BE KIND, PATRONISE!! ENJOY!!