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I thought I could write a love song

Wonder how these Love song guys always know what to say..
I really thought Richard Marx & John Mayer were actually pretty gay..
I thought they write that bullshit because of what it paid..
As a grew up I realized it’s only coz it gets them laid..

It’s about time I “got some”, I don’t have much to live..
If you bought the corny line above, Babeh I’ve got a lot to “give”..
The coolest thing about a love song is the sexy slow start..
How am I to get in the mood when my inspirations are Cartman & Bart?

I’m sure my lack of “love” shall cause my divorce..
Only my Mom once told me she loved me, n even that seemed forced..
I need some sexy tune to make them run around with me by the trees..
Screw that, it’s tiring, I just need something to get them on their knees..

I’ll need to learn to sing, learn the sexy art of crooning…
But I really don’t know why I’ve to screw my throat, just to hear some moaning..
Play some chords from one song, steal some words from the other one..
Yup, that’s it, won’t waste 2 hrs, for my 2 minutes of fun…

Nah, writing love songs is just not my thing, I’d seem like a jerk..
Chal bhai, bahut time waste kiya, now time to get back to work..

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  1. VGNovember 27, 2009 at 7:54 PM

    love is in the air,
    but i need to be fair.
    u have written like a poet,
    now u need to show it.
    u write many more,
    bring it to the fore.
    boredom is what makes us do this,
    but then,do we have to read this!!!:P

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  2. VGNovember 27, 2009 at 10:42 PM

    Joel is back with once again a master piece...well written...it actually makes sense....newaes....itz....legen.....wait for it .....dary!!!! keep writing....chao....

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  3. UnknownNovember 27, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    @JoeKickass
    U can Kickass at Poetry even when ure BORED and ure not using your brains... so why bother about not being a "Love Song Boy"... cause they really have to think hard to rhyme alternate sentences ... nahi to Love Song hit nahi hota. Nice

    @ VG
    Ure good at Poetry too.. :)

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  4. Brewing CoffeeNovember 28, 2009 at 5:22 AM

    Oh God Pinka! Please show your affections for Joyell in a non-public forum :P Joey, yeh kya hai?

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  5. Brewing CoffeeNovember 28, 2009 at 5:25 AM

    Maybe if Pinka said "Babeh, I got a lot to give" she would actually find a boy? Joyell. you've got to push her out into the real world (read outside takshila) where she will actually be exposed to men.

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  6. Joel FernandesNovember 28, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    arey coffee... i'm scared if i push her she might just reach a lot further than just outside takshila!!
    and this poem thingy was a ,,!,, to Vad n varun,( especially Varun :P) both these guys think poetry is cool... so i just wanted to show them how lame it actually is!!

    DOn't worry.. there aren't going to be ANY more.. Rhyming sucks.. plus it's a lot more tiring than the usual stuff i write..

    Arey gimme ideas for a new blog na.. pls pls!! FAsT!!!

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  7. UnknownNovember 28, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    Arey what is this!!! This blog is not about Pinka... Rude
    I was just appreciating Talent (The nicer i am to joyell the less Rude he is to me :P)

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  8. Shreyas GNovember 28, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    hehe...nice

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