It’s been close to about 3 months since I’ve written anything.. Lot’s of crap has happened in between, Britney Spears has lots oodles of weight just to gain it right back again, I’ve grown a year older, Jaswant Singh has managed to become the coolest old dude in India, n Liverpool has already lost 2 out of it’s first 3 matches!!! (long season to go, still hoping for a miracle) but frankly the reason y I’ve been “away” is very simple.. I suffer from “Not – Obama” Syndrome. Unlike him who’s got everything going for him – Well, Leader of the free world, Fashion icon(???), n most importantly, he’s black, so he can say & “Wassup Nigga!!” even on Live TV without the risk of being arrested, while my life is pretty much.. sssllllloooooowww..
I’ve tried to actually come up with reasons for this delay n most of them are pretty cool. I’ve tried to hide this long enough but I guess it’s about time I mentioned the truth, the whole truth n nothing but the truth, so here goes… I’m dating Megan Fox!!!! Burn Cruel World.. Burn!!!!
Life is pretty sad at the moment, you try 2 get the “nerd” tag off you n you manage to evade it just after god knows how many eras until one “old acquaintance” meets you on the streets to indulge in wasteful conversation and asks you a dum question like “ so, What you doing?” the Answer i.e. “Studying” has two distinct reactions 1) they think you’re a Geek who still has no life (Probably!) or 2) they think u r a total dumass who’s still studying!!! But for some odd reason I’d rather they opt for choice no 2 coz seriously, it sounds cooler… I’m Still Studying!!! Why?? Answer- I have no f***king clue!!
Besides this, I have realized a very important aspect of the functioning of my brain. I have a penchant for “extreme time management” (Yeah, coz I’m awesome), 2 months of utter wastefulness followed by “Damn, there’s hardly any time left!!” It corresponds with the football season, which obviously takes up most of my time because of it’s superlative amazingness.. But I’ll still get things done, no doubt about that.. So if ur expecting anything from me.. Gifts, chocolates.. a baby… see that it’s between August to May. I’m awesome at that time!! ( Option 3, I would go for anytime btw, if I’m not that effective, it’s only coz you didn’t have the courtesy to ask earlier!! or because you are really Impatient!!)
This now brings me to the most, most important reason, for my bloglessness, I now intend to do something with my life. (Don’t confuse this answer with the nerd aspect, I don’t mean start a venture, acquire capital and all that bullcrap, but if u still trust me enough to give me ur Money, Pls go ahead), I actually want to be able to answer the question “Wanna go somewhere??” with the Answer “Can’t, got a lot on my plate”( & most of it is Chicken, Mwahahaaha) instead of “One days notice pls!!” (I like acting Pricey :P) So I’m looking for something interesting to do which obviously doesn’t interfere with my “Studies”. Help me out, somebody… ANYBODY!!! Till then I shall re-confine myself to the vagaries of the Blogging world. I’m back coz it’s football season again, my time of mourning has passed, & so the cycle resumes. So, till u actually find a way to help to me concretely, for the time being atleast, try to give me some topics to blog about. I’m running dry, figuratively of course :P
So, waiting for your ideas, see you when I see you. Hopefully by the time I blog again, Liverpool FC shall be shooting goals by the Dozen. & I shall actually have something to write about, or else I’ll Copy Paste this again.( I Know this was a pretty boring blog, but it’s just me trying to get back in the groove, ssssslllloooooowwwwwllllyyyyyy)
Waiting for Ideas. Enjoy
- Joey
I’ve tried to actually come up with reasons for this delay n most of them are pretty cool. I’ve tried to hide this long enough but I guess it’s about time I mentioned the truth, the whole truth n nothing but the truth, so here goes… I’m dating Megan Fox!!!! Burn Cruel World.. Burn!!!!
Life is pretty sad at the moment, you try 2 get the “nerd” tag off you n you manage to evade it just after god knows how many eras until one “old acquaintance” meets you on the streets to indulge in wasteful conversation and asks you a dum question like “ so, What you doing?” the Answer i.e. “Studying” has two distinct reactions 1) they think you’re a Geek who still has no life (Probably!) or 2) they think u r a total dumass who’s still studying!!! But for some odd reason I’d rather they opt for choice no 2 coz seriously, it sounds cooler… I’m Still Studying!!! Why?? Answer- I have no f***king clue!!
Besides this, I have realized a very important aspect of the functioning of my brain. I have a penchant for “extreme time management” (Yeah, coz I’m awesome), 2 months of utter wastefulness followed by “Damn, there’s hardly any time left!!” It corresponds with the football season, which obviously takes up most of my time because of it’s superlative amazingness.. But I’ll still get things done, no doubt about that.. So if ur expecting anything from me.. Gifts, chocolates.. a baby… see that it’s between August to May. I’m awesome at that time!! ( Option 3, I would go for anytime btw, if I’m not that effective, it’s only coz you didn’t have the courtesy to ask earlier!! or because you are really Impatient!!)
This now brings me to the most, most important reason, for my bloglessness, I now intend to do something with my life. (Don’t confuse this answer with the nerd aspect, I don’t mean start a venture, acquire capital and all that bullcrap, but if u still trust me enough to give me ur Money, Pls go ahead), I actually want to be able to answer the question “Wanna go somewhere??” with the Answer “Can’t, got a lot on my plate”( & most of it is Chicken, Mwahahaaha) instead of “One days notice pls!!” (I like acting Pricey :P) So I’m looking for something interesting to do which obviously doesn’t interfere with my “Studies”. Help me out, somebody… ANYBODY!!! Till then I shall re-confine myself to the vagaries of the Blogging world. I’m back coz it’s football season again, my time of mourning has passed, & so the cycle resumes. So, till u actually find a way to help to me concretely, for the time being atleast, try to give me some topics to blog about. I’m running dry, figuratively of course :P
So, waiting for your ideas, see you when I see you. Hopefully by the time I blog again, Liverpool FC shall be shooting goals by the Dozen. & I shall actually have something to write about, or else I’ll Copy Paste this again.( I Know this was a pretty boring blog, but it’s just me trying to get back in the groove, ssssslllloooooowwwwwllllyyyyyy)
Waiting for Ideas. Enjoy
- Joey
Not to worry Joey... as far as I know you,
ReplyDeleteure definitely a Geek with a LIFE .... unless ofcourse by "with a life " u mean having gifted babies before running dry.. :p
And i know what is interesting to do which obviously never interferes with your “Studies”... FOOTBALL...u should have known
now write ure next blog..bye
-pinka
joeyyyy......u hav a topic mann....the fall of liverpool....u can write loads on it...go on nd try...
ReplyDeleteAbey Mote, Gira nahi hai ab tak.. Girne de, phir pakka, u know i'm Man enough to admit it when things go wrong.
ReplyDeleteAnywats, starting a new blog, its' called "saptahik ghatnakriya" where is write about all the crap that took place the previous week.. especially With Liverpool..
Starting Monday 16th Nov