Aaj ke Mukhya Samachar

I have a very faint idea of how my childhood was like, not coz I have had too much to drink once I’ve grown, or that I was being beaten up so much my brain has just blocked that very tumultuous stage of my life for good. It’s just that my childhood was just that bloody uninteresting!! I don’t recollect doing anything of basic importance (not that u have either, avid reader) but since I seem to have accomplished so much now ( me being modest) I really think I should’ve bloody done something better than sit at my neighbors house playing on the computer all day, even doing something as interesting as playing Prince or Persia…2. But then it all came back to me, it’s not the stuff I did outside of school but probably in recess during school that’s made my life this crappy!! These things we so beautifully reminisce as Childhood games were the root cause of all evil & destruction in my life!! Now I know y I look like those centerpiece balloons at a kids Bday party – fat and ready to burst...

You must’ve heard the overused phrase, “My Group is perfect”. Well it’s not actually a phrase but I tried to come up with a better start & I couldn’t, really, so I intend to start by saying “My Group is perfect”. (Pls don’t ignore what I’ve written below based on this start, really, I’ve taken lotsa pains to do this!! Thanks) I mean most of u guys have 1 funny guy, 1 go-to guy (what the hell is that btw?). But my group, it’s got multiple people filling multiple roles, beautifully synchronized. Weird bunch of people I tell u, but Perfect!! Let’s start with the best one- Rojnikant . Not only coz he bears striking resemblance to the Famous actor, but he’s capable of doing everything that the maharathi can & sometimes even stuff he can’t!! He’s the most colorful guy ever; n I’m not talking about just his shirts. Was busy for a while, but now that he’s absconding from work he’s down more often, so more mazaa. Thank God it’s not Herpes!! Hehe. This guy comes up with verbal gems, from...

Besides realizing from the above quotation that “Borat the movie” – I like! It’s just to bring to your notice that there’s something in common about a plan that me n my friends make about going karting, or bowling, or a movie followed by dinner… It’s quite simple actually -eventually it just doesn’t happen!! I mean even the law of averages favours the luckless sometimes n it rained in Champaran after God alone knows how many years to allow people to make money after the English had just saved them the embarrassment of paying “Teen guna Lagaan” ( It’s been ages n those Goras still bloody keep losing!! Come On Windies!! 2 more tests to go!!) But Seriously there does seem to be some divine force from above that just sees to it that our once gleefully gleaming eyes go red with rage ( I don’t blame God alone, I blame you too – You know who u are!! I can sense your Conscience pricking you!!! Guilty!! ) I always treat happiness as the greatest ever sadist. Coz once you're filled with it ...