Aaj ke Mukhya Samachar

The television is by far the greatest of God & Man’s greatest Joint-account creation and is so diverse that it easily surpasses America as the land of Opportunities, by an extension cord. But that’s not my point, my beginnings rarely are, instead I’m here to let u know about one of the greatest money spinners of all time – a point to be noted to future producers everywhere on how to make a great TV show (OYE Filmy pls take note) and in turn earn millions thru ppl who’d much rather know what’s going on in someone else’s life than attend court for their own Childs custody battle, but then Satire doesn’t get any better and simpler than a TV show about Friends, u know the likes of How I met your Mother, Scrubs, That 70’s show and well, FRIENDS! I shall now delve into the nuances and utter bullcrap formulae for a successful show. 1) Have atleast 1 hot girl in the group: This is the simplest Lesson.. No matter how many “self enhancing Surgeries “ are required to get the desired effect on...

I’m bored.. really really bored.. I got absolutely nothing 2 do, so I’m gonna do what every other person who’s most important activity of the day is just waking up to go relieve themselves does.. I’ll write a book on how to “Better your Life”. What I now present to you is how to make ur life more important, better, let’s say “an experience to behold”.. life’s hard u know, so let’s make it worth living, let’s make it.. like mine.. :P ( I apologize for blatantly molesting the title of a very famous self help book, but as u will see below, plagiarism is something I highly endorse, n it’s bloody effective, just ask Anu Malik & Pritamda!! Let’s see if u can guess how much stuff I’ve “been inspired from”) The first lesson in life : People are strange, when ur a stranger:::::: The Doors have inspired my 1st life lesson, know more people, it’s fun. U’ll always find out there are some people who’s life’s really really sad!! But then u’ll find out that some people have a better life than urs...